290. Shoelace sandwich
289. Do four (4) items on Joey Buttafuoco's bucket list
288. Breathe next to a Bulgarian
287. Split a check with Larry David
286. Mumblecore marathon
285. Make fun of Ron Artest's hat
284. Learn to sing all of American Pie in Hebrew
283. Skywrite "I Hate You Mom"
282. Blend my iPhone and not videotape it
281. Do everything Fox News tells me to do for five days