280. Bunk beds with Mark Wahlberg
279. Become fluent in Mandarin Chinese and then never use it
278. Conduct a week-long Team Edward conference
277. Give Kathy Griffin a blow job
276. Eat a Styrofoam turkey
275. Start Gaza Sailing Tours Inc
274. Sushi at Six Flags
273. Teach my mom what a blumpkin is
272. Polish Jesse James' Nazi medal collection
271. Tea with Tyson