270. Be a contestant on Jeopardy! drunk
269. Moderate a Harvard vs. Yale debate sober
268. Clean Bob Dylan's harmonica
267. Hike the rainforest in a tuxedo
266. Get a tattoo of the periodic table
265. Trade backpacks with a Muslim
264. Play a speciathlete 1 on 1
263. Fill the Stanley Cup with 5 Hour Energy and drink it
262. Take all my medical advice from Dr. J
261. Egg yolk popsicle