260. Read the novel "Push" by Sapphire
259. Shave a bobcat
258. Call my nana a GILF
257. Register a star as the N-word
256. Drink a smoothie made of all my toiletries
255. Go on a date with someone I met on Digg
254. Hipster Thanksgiving
253. Bet my life savings on a pre-school soccer game
252. Edit Li'l Kim's autobiography
251. Read Glenn Beck a bedtime story