250. Do a modern dance routine at Folsom Prison
249. Eat a car seat
248. Cuddle with Nancy Grace
247. Replace all beverages with SlimFast
246. Give a snake a back rub
245. Wear camo to church
244. Have Cher do my taxes
243. Hold a school assembly and tell all the kids Santa isn't real
242. Have a heart-to-heart with Mike Ditka's doctor
241. Have a fart-to-fart with Mike Ditka