240. Watch a birthing video at the beginning of every day
239. Tutor Yoko Ono
238. Do the minimum that Jerry Falwell considered a "gay experience"
237. Candlelight dinner with Sharon Osbourne
236. Lifetime Little Mermaid ringtone
235. Rob the National Archives
234. Marinara sauce shower with garlic bread sponge
233. Set up 1-800-CRY-TO-ME
232. Attend the Puppy Bowl
231. Cole Slaw enema