220. Put a long-dead frog anywhere on or in my body
219. Grow a Hitler mustache
218. Listen to Middle Eastern jazz
217. Take advice from Pat Mora
216. Replace shaking hands with shouting "rapist"
215. Thumb war with Jim Abbott
214. Redo K-12
213. Eulogize a Nazi
212. Join an Everest expedition with no experience or gear
211. Be Bjork's translator