210. Name my kid Courtney Love
209. Drink homemade Sprite Zero
208. Tunnel under the Meadowlands
207. Alphabetize DMX’s guns
206. Take a mob boss’ daughter to junior prom
205. Bill Gates haircut
204. Arm-wrestle Carrot Top
203. Buy a private island and never visit it
202. Pogo stick polo
201. Segway through a hedge maze