170. Fabricate a twin
169. Ex-lax smoothie before eulogizing
168. Dress like a lesbian
167. Go AWOL from the Peace Corps
166. Smack an Olsen Twin
165. Drink an entire chemistry set
164. Date Chris Hansen’s daughter
163. Wear molasses instead of socks
162. Drench the Bill of Rights in Schlitz
161. Debate a daddy longlegs