130. Bring swastika JELL-O Jigglers to a middle school graduation
129. Watch Gladiator on mute
128. Eat a goatee
127. Tell a German writer/director I’ll do anything he wants
126. Steal Michael Vick’s identity
125. Get drunk in the same zip code as Madeleine Albright
124. Trade all my gizmos for Quiznos
123. Write a clown’s resume
122. Change all the lightbulbs at Shea Stadium
121. Crucify my cat