80. Wear a shower cap to work
79. Read Lolita aloud to third graders
78. Yell on a plane
77. Don't acknowledge leap years ever
76. Claim everyday is my birthday on Facebook
75. Sleep with all my clothes on for a week
74. Taunt a python
73. Fold an American flag incorrectly on Labor Day
72. Assassinate a legend
71. Wear a yarmulke as a bathing suit