50. Drive around Baghdad in an American Flag Mini Cooper
49. Sit through a condo pitch
48. Dognap Obama’s dog
47. Deny a holocaust
46. Wear glasses that constantly create the Ken Burns effect
45. Delete all the black people from my Blackberry
44. Volunteer for the Boston FD
43. Facebook photo on the toilet
42. Be the first openly gay candidate for Governor of Kansas
41. Take the heat for Chappaquiddick