40. Santeria
39. 50% blind in right eye, or 75% in left
38. Order an egg white omelet
37. Try earnestly to appreciate the Decembrists
36. Denounce America
35. Diving board into a pool of brown sauce
34. Drink the pee of a healthy, well hydrated woman
33. Let you do anything you want to me with an umbrella
32. Solve a murder
31. Be Andrew Dice Clay’s wingman